I should be writing

so embarrassing to like music. "yeah, these are all my favorite noises", "im gonna pay money to go to the room where they play this sound really loud", "im gonna 'buy' these noises so i can listen to them later". humiliating. literature isnt like this

hey, listen. I don't care about any of that, okay? I'm going to destroy you.

me when the character starts complaining abt the situation i put them in 5 chapters ago

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

Get your ducks in a fuckin circle pit

Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.

Walk Like No One Is Driving

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

And they’re all Vlad

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

hey OP? this is the best cosplay I've ever seen

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking