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Maud's Glasses - Janet Fish , 1974.

American, b. 1938 -

Oil on canvas , 56 x 44 in.

#I want to lick this painting #don't judge #sometimes a painting has a lickable quality #the way the glass in front glasses

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slightly-gay-pogohammer

hey gang i got popsicles pick one as pass the box to someone else

mint

lemon

orange

strawberry

cola

pineapple

dark cherry

anise

Voting ended onJul 14

"i cant believe you dont have this or that flavor" listen they had these ones okay

parkerposey

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

parkerposey

He’s literally just telling it like it is

victusinveritas

Don't forget about the fly with a buzz.

#under the cities #lies a heart made of ground #but the humans will give no love

all-women-kick-ass

followers with pets reblog this and tell me what your pet is doing at this very moment in the tags

#purring very loudly on my chest and licking my arm #making airplane ears because my hand is typing instead of petting

i-am-a-fish

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

i-am-a-fish

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

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dragon-hoard

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

alex51324

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

amaditalks

figtreeandvine

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

sandersstudies

New alternative to “I’m gonna kill myself” is “thank God I’m so hot.”

#i'm gonna say this now every time I would have called myself a dipshit

picsthatmakeyougohmm

#omg that is so funny #like why the fuck

Just spoke a little to-do list to myself out loud. Like one does, of course. Because I needed to stop scrolling and attend to some bio functions for the meat suit. My list was as follows:

Pee

Cereal

What I said aloud was "Pee cereal."

Which, from the perspective of the constant observer of all of my doings, sounds atrocious. Peeing cereal would be uncomfortable for all genders.

itsjesscapade

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Writing more weird fiction will fix me

nerd-facedhuman

Surely it will work this time.

mckitterick

Android text messenger advice request!

we've all been getting notifications about how the built-in text messenger is going away on Android, so I'm looking for something to replace it that is:

1) free

2) open-source or otherwise safe, private, and secure

3) ad-free

4) able to use my existing contacts and, optimally, import my existing text messages. so SMS-capable, I guess

5) not part of Google, Meta, or any of the other enshittified techbro corporations' ecosystems

6) clean from "AI"

I don't care about bells and whistles, I just need a text messenger that does the things Samsung's built-in messenger does (texts, photos, group messages, and such)

I downloaded Signal, but it turns out you can't use that for texting unless your contacts are also on Signal. not useful. also it doesn't import existing texts or contacts on my phone. even less useful. deleted. at least it's secure and open-source

any advice is appreciated!

(also to hell with Samsung for forcing this nonsense. no way will I use their automatic replacement, Google)

#i also would like to know this

homunculus-argument

The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

urgentkettle

Articles written by neurotypicals will be like “ADHD children find the external motivation of the SAW traps is very effective. Here’s how to build SAW traps to maximize their productivity.”

fandomsandfeminism

This is why uneducated ADHDers are so prone to anxiety disorders.

Your brain learns that it can not rely on dopamine to power it for essential tasks. So it turns to cortisol.

Trigger a fight or flight response every time you need to make a phone call or go to the pharmacy, because the dopamine may or may not come, but cortisol is reliable. Cortisol makes sure that shit gets done, even if it wrecks your health in the process.

officialunitedstates

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

dat-soldier

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

everyday-cutephoto

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mothsprout

✷ TRASH ANIMALS ✷

patientno7

my humor 2016

patientno7

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

rubinaito-inactive

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

lavena

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

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