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THE PRINCE, IN HOLLYWOOD
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The Prince is coming to Los Angeles, ONE NIGHT ONLY at Dynasty Typewriter Theatre, 31st July
Me, Nicole Maines (Yellowjackets, Supergirl), Morgana Ignis (Helluva Boss, Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend) and Vivian Wilson in her acting debut. More cast TBA.
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"Sam and Jen are trapped in a multiverse of Shakespeare’s complete works. On their quest back to reality, they notice something unusual about Henry “Hotspur” Percy. Now they must choose between finding their way home and helping someone who might be even more lost than they are. This boldly original and funny script blends Shakespeare with modern sensibilities, standing alongside I Saw the TV Glow and The People’s Joker as a genre-smashing exploration of queer identity."
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Pink Flora : Bleeding Heart, Fritillaria, Delphinium - Julia Whitney Barnes , 2021.
American , b. 1970s -
Watercolour , gouache and SolarFast on Arches watercolour paper
20 x 16 in.
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I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree
I have no dispute with the latter comparison, but the former kinda misses something. Yes, modern cars crumple when hit a lot more than older cars, but this is actually a safety feature. When the car crumples, the force of the impact is distributed through the car’s body, and less is transmitted to the occupants - therefore reducing injuries.
But the light thing sucks.
Okay so while I won't argue the point about crumple zones — that's entirely accurate — that's not the ENTIRE point of the first comparison.
The first comparison is not just about shape/crumple zones. It's also about size. Modern cars are a HELL of a lot bigger. Which, sure, one could argue it's "safer" for the driver. But it's far more dangerous for literally ANYONE not in the car. And, from what I know, it's not even ABOUT safety. The reason they're so fucking big is to get around things like emission regulations, and to qualify for tax breaks. It's to save the manufacturers a few bucks.
The other thing that catches my eye is the colors. Old cars came in all SORTS of colors. Watch a movie, show, whatever from the 70s and you'll see so many different colors. Go out onto the streets now? Cars are overwhelmingly shades of gray, white, black, and dark blues and dark reds. Color options have dwindled so so so much. Yes, multiple options still exist. Yes, colors like bright green, turquoise, yellow, orange, etc still exist. But they're nowhere near as prevalent anymore.
And, going back to the shape thing: not ALL of the shape changes have been the result of adding crumple zones. Not all of them have been for safety purposes. So many have just become.....boring. Hell, just look at the Nissan Leaf!!! They used to have such a fun look, with their weird headlights. But starting in 2018, that bit of personality was lost. They now look like damn near any other hatchback.
So yeah. New cars, in so so SO many aspects are worse than their predecessors. They may have SOME better safety features, like all the crumple zones, which is good. They may have better overall mileage than old cars. But they've lost a LOT, and in several respects have become even more unsafe.
Also, the reason modern trucks are shaped Like That is because, back when politicians were pretending to give a shit about global warming, they started limiting how much emissions cars could make. Naturally, the question of semi trucks came up, and whether they'd be held to the same standard as the smaller personal cars, which was unfeasible.
To fix this, the politicians gave an exception to semis, but not in the smart, "here's what semi trucks are allowed to do" way. They set a weight limit. Theoretically, this meant semi trucks were automatically exempt. In practice, vehicle manufacturers started making trucks so big that they went over that weight limit so they wouldn't have to bother with making proper engines and can keep filling iur atmospherewith that good old exhaust fumes.
So yeah, if you hate modern trucks, you don't hate them enough.
Yes!!!
Thanks for elaborating on my brief mention of cars being made bigger to get around emissions regulations!!!
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hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”
in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”
Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey
“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”
also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:
“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up
As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.
Official ominous sign(s)
You definitely don’t get content like this on other webbed sites and apps