why do I say words?

Lord help me. I've been given three manageable tasks. all at once

officially identifying as some guy. you wouldn't try to gender just a random guy, would you? i'm literally just some guy. unbothered. serene. living my life. what's gender got to do with it? nothing! just let a guy live!

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

fuck you. iambics your pentameter

well now i’m cursed to only talk like this

i love crawling into bed because i am seepy

if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way

thirsting over hetalia characters in your 20s or older isn’t a sign you’re immature or w/e it means you have adult money to buy the good merch and commissions

summer looks