art and stuff

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

Anon you fucked up so bad

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

the artfight rules discourse getting parroted across the internet is kind of funny so many people dont actually know what the original thing being discussed is. i saw someone say "can you believe artfight doesnt allow you to use ANY references??" girl thats not whats happening. how did we get here......