at the bread bank

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

sometimes i’m the only one who thinks i’m funny. that’s okay as long as i’m having fun

i love opening tumblr. hello mentally ill people

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

ok computer show me men in pain

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

i bet on crazy frogs

*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting