To Be Everywhere Is To Be Nowhere

Stunning.

i wish my spine was a sword. i wish my knuckles were steel and my teeth could cut leather. i wish i was made of diamonds, unbreakable, unfeeling, glittering in the sun. 

If your spine was a sword, you wouldn’t be able to bend over. Bending over is fun.

i wish my spine was one of those flexible rulers that i could use to rap across people’s hands. i wish my knuckles were crayola crayons so i left art on everything i punched. i wish my teeth were straight and i had money for college. i wish i was made of triangles with a 90 degree angle so i could always be right, unbreakable, unfeeling, geometrical in the sun

I was not ready

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I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree

emo stands for eat me out

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man