My little paradise of nearly nothing

youve heard of hot girl summer, perhaps even white boy summer, but now get ready for wizard girl winter! bitches will be casting spells at you! #girlboss

young harry houdini was hot. ppl didn’t go to those shows to watch the illusions they went to watch a half naked guy chain himself up

Petite and fertile. Perhaps breedable

I realize I was the one that made the “harry houdini is hot and his audience is into bdsm” post but you def made it worse so like. thanks I guess

real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting

Real people figuring out they’re queer through the process of making gay art is not queerbaiting either

#real people not telling you everything about themselves is allowed

imagine if someone messaged you like “heads up this person made a callout post about you” and then you go to check and it’s behind a paywall lmaoooo

tumblr glitch that causes everyones drafts to be published at the same time

This would be like that episode of Malcolm in the middle where Malcolm reads everyone’s secrets over the intercom and no one makes fun of each other but they also don’t make eye contact with each other for the rest of the year

SS Leon is the new standard for alts in pokemas, don’t show me a N alt unless he has a titty window or something