hi it's paige

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

sometimes you just have to go crazy crazy crazy til u see the sun

"lol chihuahua liker" i cannot imagine having dislike in your heart for such a small creature. sorry if you've been exposed to untrained and/or overstimulated chihuahuas but basically they're little and sometimes they get cold so you have to give them sweaters

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

I know deja vu is supposed to just be the brain erroneously interpreting new events as memories but dawg I’ve been here before and nobody can tell me otherwise. I’m def time travelling. I’m different

old people are right. about werthers originals

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

Some of yall should not be fucking reblogging this

i know he ate a cheese

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew