can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

do you have the courage to write a terrible first draft?

i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

It really does sound like he's saying "ooh girl shock me like electric eel"

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is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now

crave blood again