pipedreams;

she's in a better place now (her bedroom)

it gets worse before it gets way worse

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

It takes one minute to imagine the scene and 500 hours to write it

I know it’s not their fault, but Rook thinking they’re disrupting the ritual and instead accidentally unleashing two OP blighted gods is like. Almost Peregrin-Took-waking-the-Balrog levels of tomfoolery.

del toros victor funniest guy of all time. tries to steal his brothers bride to be who looks like his mother who died in childbirth of said brother in an attempt to take something from his brother the same way his brother took something from him (their mother) but he can't hack it so he creates life immediately treats it like his father whom he hated treated him in turn leading to the death of both his brother and his bride. and himself. and several hundred innocent bystanders. wants to fuck his mother. turns into his father. recreates himself. forces his other self to live in perpetuaty. dies. 👍