When the Muse hits

Maddie: Ehe- hey Mar!

Martha: Mads.

Maddie: Look I thought I could feed the boys a bit.

Martha: Maddie darling?

Maddie: Yes?

Martha: Get out.

Maddie: Yes Ma'am.

Jack: Got banished already Love?

Jonathan: She didn't even last 15 minutes.

Maddie: Hush you two are banned for life. I can cook just with supervision.

Jonathan: Yes sugar that's definitely better.

Martha: Awe you think you can cook. Bless your heart.

Maddie: Martha!

Martha: Maddie.

Clark: Ma! Pa! Mama! Papa!

Maddie: Oh? Hello Clark where's your brother hun?

Clark: Danny found something weird in the fields.

Martha: The fields?

Jonathan: Son, how far out did you boys go?

Clark: Ah.. well..

Jack: You went past the fence?

Clark: Okay! But Danny saw this green glowing thing and he wanted to chase it! But when we got closer Danny got stuck..

Martha: Stuck?!

Jack: Should have started with that part kiddo.

Maddie: We can worry about that later.

Jonathan: Great god, give me patience.

<Au that Danny and Clark are twins!>

Bruce (texting Clark): Why do my kids do this a lot of them time (sends a picture of the bat kids piled up on the couch, practically merging with each other from how close they all are)

Clark: Not enough room maybe

Kon: Let me warm them up for you.

[Kon holds Tim's hands]

Tim: While we're on the subject, my lips are cold too?

(Long time no see)

People like to assume that just because the Fentons aren't afraid to get dirty and rough it camping that their son Danny is the same way. If anything they can see him catching frogs and playing in the corn fields. It is the Midwest after all.

Nope. Danny hates outdoors. He liked sterile clean environments. Its like a space station the way he leaves no crumbs. Outdoor mess stays outdoors.

He isn't a fan of mud or dirt. He like playing video games inside where this is air conditioning and artificial light.

Haven't done a Dc x Dp in awhile so here's this!

Hal : Come on! Your talking to a pro here! I know how to handle a guy like an expert! *Winks*

Bruce : *Smirk while rolling his eyes*

Justice league :

Barry : I preferred when they were always fighting...

*They had just finished tying everyone up when Tim turned around to see that the guys were watching something.*

Tim : ...Is that fucking porno?

Steph : What? Oh my god it is!

Damian : Disgusting.

Jason : Damn. I can't believe they were just watching porn in peace.

Dick : I don't know if I'm impressed or disgusted.

*They all tilt their heads watching the TV to try to understand the position.*

Steph : This doesn't look comfortable...

Dick : It's no-

Damian : Trust me it isn't.

Robins :

Dick : Excuse me?

Damian way too fast : I said nothing.

Dick : DAMIAN??

Billy: *struggling to pick up a perilla leaf with chopsticks*

Damian: *picks up leaf for Billy with his own chopsticks* Here. *places leaf on Billy's bowl*

Billy: Thanks D!

-- later in their room --

Jon: *glaring at Damian*

Damian: Ok. What's up? You've been glaring at me since the team dinner.

Jon: You picked up a leaf for Billy with YOUR OWN chopsticks!

Damian: Yes?! He'd been struggling for about 2 minutes I couldn't just watch it!

Jon: You practically made out with him!

Damian: HOW?!

Jon: You already ate with those chopsticks! Your spit went onto that leaf and into Billy's mouth!

Damian: How is that even close to making out?!

Damian : Me, I’m behind the wall.

Duke : I'm in the fridge!

Cass : I’m in the ceiling.

Dick : And I'm in the closet.!

Steph : We accept you just the way you are, Dick!

Dick : No! I’m literally in the closet!

Jason : Love is Love~

Bruce : We love you too chum.

Steph: Dibs!

Dick: You can't call dibs it's seniority based

Katherine: Then I will gracefully accept

Cass: Best fighter get's him?

Duke: Before we continue has anyone actually told him? I know alien heritage isn't first date material but DOES he knows he's part alien?

Steph: No fair! Duke cheated and seduced him already D:<

Karen couldn't count how many times her friends the Titans insisted on meeting her boyfriend. She didn't understand the appeal of meeting someone so abnormal. There were plenty of times she tried explaining to them that meeting him was probably not the best idea.

At first they thought oh he must be a villain? He's not, he was the best person and the love of her life. It's just that his level of abnormality had to be handled with care and her friends were, to put it politely, obnoxious.

Unlike a lot of people such as herself who got their powers at Star Lab her boyfriend had his powers way before they met. His powers are also simultaneously connected him to the internet making him a tad bit too attached to technology. Some would call it an obsession.

If her friends were to enter his laboratory and break anything they won't leave the lab. They will have to suffer the consequences and she has tried telling them that. On multiple occasions and despite all her warnings they insisted on meeting him.

So here Karen was going to introduce her friends to her boyfriend Tucker who was currently in the middle of one of his passion projects. She is now mentally running a timer for each individual friend and the moment they mess up their stopwatch will pause. She's not going to rescue them from Tucker's wrath she warned them and they decided not to listen.