History memes…because I’m a nerd. 

Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

THOT

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

I feel this.

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

THANK YOU

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

THANK YOU.

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC

BOUILLON = STOCK, FROM THE FRENCH “BOUILLER,” TO BOIL)

NOT SAME NOT SAME

“A MOUNTAIN ENGAGED IN ESPIONAGE” I’m losing my shit

The thing I’m going to want to shoot at you if you use it wrong.

BARLEY- A FUCKING GLUTENOUS GRAIN

when he texts you first