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you start beating them and mid match they beyblade their fucking controller to their dominant hand

My kinda move too XD

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

That's a pretty farfetched horror story isn't it lol

Fun fact I never got to share on stream: Tucker Carlson's most recent book did not make the NYT bestseller list. Do you know what book beat it out? Baking Yesteryear by that tiktok cooking twink.

FUCK YES. B Dylan Hollis!

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One thing that's vitally important to remember is that feeling ''weirded out'' is not a form of harm. It is a completely normal part of socializing. It is the feeling of encountering something unfamiliar. In order to be a kind person, you must learn to how to distinguish between "harmful" and "weird." And then you must accept the weird.

Stop Motion AND Lego Art?!? The man is too powerful!!!

For a while in my life I legitimately considered moving to Germany. There’s multiple reasons I inevitably ended up staying in the US but one of the big ones was that one time when I was in Germany and wanted some salsa the closest thing I could find was basically just tomato sauce.

You crave a burrito. You ask your aunt, hey. Can we make burritos? And she says, sure. But we can’t use tortillas. They don’t sell those here. And you learn to your horror that she plans to use flatbread. Which she insists is basically the same thing as a tortilla. It is not. It’s not. It’s adequate but good lord it’s not a tortilla.

There’s the near impossibility of dual citizenship, the pay toilets, my difficulty with the language, being really far away from most of my family, the difficulty of finding a job as a foreigner, the lack of diversity especially in rural areas. But also in there. Is buying a bottle of supposedly habanero “hot” sauce and it being so mild that I could drink it.

I know how to make tortillas, guys. Perhaps also read the rest of the post. With a lighthearted tone, preferably.

I have… no words. Beyond stunned.

In honor of my tags passing peer review, i would like to inform everyone that when i make quesadillas my german gf dips them in mayo