Life Eternal

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

I can’t believe McDonalds is using blood diamonds to infect our children with rabies!!

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

i think its important everyone has at least one thing they admit is really good even if they hate the people who made it. it keeps you humble. reminds you that you cant tie morality to quality. and most importantly gives you prime "complaining to your friends" material.

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water