neda!!

last person to reblog this wins

stole a crumb from a ant that would have been great to his colony and it means nothing to me i throw it away

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

EDIT: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUTS OF MR. DARCY He is now my husband (long story)

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

which Shakespeare play is this

Thanks

Wait a minute

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

the finger points 😭😭

He dragged him for not listening lmao

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

Thor ghost wrote this

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.