Necromancer Adept

Would you hate me if i went wraith form in front of your mom

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.

leaving the necromancer orgy like

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

why is computer fun and phone evil

Because of the Lich

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

it is foretold on the freaky slab

@enthusispastic @wizard-council-aristocrat

@not-wizard-council-aristocrat

they killed her

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

I just love it when Décor the Skeleton finds his way back onto my dash