Trust Morgan le Fay 

Really pisses me off that I spent all day making this delicious pi and I can't cut into it because all 23 of my knives are gone.

Man if I heard that shit while descending upon a strange land with my brethren I'd straight up dig a hole to die in right the and there, fuck the emperor fuck the gods that's a warning straight from the bones of an older evil and whatever is coming is worse than death

Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of

what if I wasn’t tired all the time imagine the possibilities

it’s called a riverbed for a reason. lie down in it

shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

as soon as you feel the summer melancholy creep in on you and your brain is telling you to rot in bed BITCH NO you just need to swim in a lake and dry in the sun