neatGuardian

I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"

... honey you just described a predator LOL

No, I said what I said. But thank you for providing an example of how this topic has become insufferable on the internet.

i am honestly burningly curious about how a 40 year old man who fucks around with college grads is not a predator

saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

I have no idea what emotion this is conveying but I feel it in my soul

thats called the customer service smile

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

and they say xmen aren’t real

I think your friend might be an actual regular telepath who just figured out the funniest way to use their powers

obsessed with this take

reblog if ur a striminal

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.