don't try to find a narrative behind my blog my posts are more like artful vignettes

whenever I hear the word neurospicy I just think gentrification

i'm sorry but what the fuck is "neurospicy". you're either trapped in the infinite mind prison or you're not

is it like a privilege to be certain about your sexuality from a very young age... i came out as gay at 13 and i've never given it a second thought really at all and i chronically do not relate to people who had their first inkling when they were like fully in their 20s like if you weren't in the trenches getting bullied in high school for just being there in a polo shirt then you can't sit with us

RuPaul was 63 when he recorded A.S.M.R. Lover which is like up there as one of the best songs in his entire catalog honestly Madonna has no excuse for why she can't turn out a hit

jeans are so ugly

is it considered checking OCD if i parked in a school zone and i need to go see if i got a ticket even though school is out for the year

if you're in a relationship and wondering why i don't follow you it's because i don't want to come in contact with you and make you question everything and end up leaving your man for nothing. hope that helps <3

Flagging at the craft beer bar #inclusion

i don't want to hear about your loser boyfriend. this goes double if you're polyamorous and you have multiple loser boyfriends