Des's garden (for fly bitches only)

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody

Congratulations OP!!!!!!!!!!

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

When the tops ass wobbles and you can see flashes of Hole with each thrust. Who said that. okay. James

I assume to achieve this you gotta put a chilli pepper in they ass while doing it.