date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this

oh ye of little face

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

My dumb ass Monkey brain every time I see the name “Geoff”: gee-off

When ever someone else makes you laugh in your own dream, your brain came up with that joke. Of course you think it’s funny.

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

how was everyone’s tuesday?

its thursday

literally has nothing to do with what I asked, you circus clown

it’s actually monday