Oh my god so I had a skip level 1:1 with my director the other day
And she asked how the new house was
And I was like it’s great, I’m finally close enough to a Trader Joe’s to go regularly
She was like oh I love their cauliflower crust pizza
And I was like oh I don’t really eat pizza because there’s not enough fiber so it gives me a tummy ache
WHY DID I SAY THAT
WHY DID I BASICALLY TELL HER THAT PIZZA MAKES ME CONSTIPATED
ITS TRUE BUT STILL



















