Unqualifed Humour

getting really invested in a netflix show is like reading a book but every time you turn the page to a new chapter there’s a fifty percent chance that the entire rest of the book is blank. this goes up to ninety-five percent if the last chapter had two women kissing

Americans love to post shit like "y'all remember being in elementary school and we had to line up in the cafeteria so a cop could put a loaded gun in everyone's mouth"

referring to my timezone as "regular time" because everyone else on earth is wrong

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

no cropped boomer meme will ever make me laugh harder than he just sold rice

life is so much better when u stop hyperanalysing urself and realise u can’t hate urself into being better u just have to accept ur a lil weird n fucked up slightly but it’s not that deep just live

"Tumblr isn't like other social media websites" That's because it's a blogging platform. We used to have lots of those.

I've made a home for myself on Tumblr because Tumblr feels like a last fading echo of back when the Internet used to be good