treat people with kindness✨

fuck, I just realized that if I spend my life being too intimidated to make art then that means I don't even get to make bad art. I end up making NO art. that's way worse

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

thank you for being weird. if you're weird I love you

cock however,

Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night