L'chaim.

We all do

fucking superb

[ID: Text that reads, "Today's date is both a palindrome and an ambigram! Which means you can read the date from left to right, from right to left and also upside down!" The date is displayed as "12022021" in the style of a digital clock. /end]

who wants to come over and have something very lgbt happen to them

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

This guy can move! 😀 😍

AU where DJ Kalid is good at eating pussy

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

i will be the most fuckable rectangle on this zoom call

PLEASE stop telling me to release my inhibitions! mine were raised in captivity and would not survive in the wild :^(

sustainably care for your inhibitions in a free range environment

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

vibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago