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Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

Send all of the data you hacve

My words were spoken from a certain "delusional fag" persona I often inhabit.

And I hope when you look at me years down the line you say I was a faggot and slayed

Why doesn’t mitski have a song about how awesome tf2 is

[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil

Youre laughing. Henry Cavill quit the Witcher because of Superman and then immediately got dropped from Superman and you’re laughing.

i bought some really strong Nerds Rope edibles from my plug the other day and he gave me a discount because they're only like 4 inches long. they still have the full amount of THC (500mg), they're just a third as long as normal and it's impossible to portion out any doses under 100mg accurately. i asked him what was up with that and he said that his supplier started outsourcing the cooking/rolling part of the job to a different person, and that this new person can't roll the taffy out to its full length because they only have one arm

mostly i do god knows what

washing machine cycle ending explained