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the most important question in the average life is how to avoid full-time employment. the most effective life extension technology we have is avoiding full-time employment. any time you spend employed is time that you are dead

Listen dipshit. I don’t care if you can’t afford groceries, I don’t care if your landlord priced you out of your own home, and I certainly don’t care that you can’t find a new job that pays enough to live - the economy is doing great. Literally all of the graphs say so.

ohhhh I get it!! The pain continues but so does the joy!!!!! Cool!!

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

gyoza👍

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Eugh! Blegh! Ptooey!