Naya

The irresistible urge to clone ur dead clone best friend….

What do you MEAN people see TimBern and feel disgust?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE SEE TIM "I WAS THE HAPPIEST WHEN I WASN'T ROBIN AND ONLY DID IT OUT OF GUILT FOR THE PEOPLE I COULDN'T SAVE AND THAT'S ARGUABLY THE REASON I BECAME ROBIN" DRAKE DOESN'T ABSOLUTELY FIT WIRH A CIVILIAN WHO'S NOT SO CIVILIAN THEY CAN'T/ DON'T KNOW HIS SECRET IDENTITY BUT IS ALSO A TOTAL WEIRDO WHO ISN'T BATMAN LEVEL INSANE BUT IS DAM NEAR THERE—

People... People don't like them???

MY SHAYLAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!

Bernard carries bandaids around. He gets motion sickness. He hates rollercoasters. He's always felt he had little to no self worth. He has trouble talking about his past issues and traumas. He wants to be a chef. His parents are homophobic. He's taking double majors. He is smart. He is perceptive. He met face to face with Batman after creating a hand crafted bat signal just so he could save Tim. He broke a wall down with a sledgehammer. He fought cultists side by side with Tim. BERNARD IS INTERESTING AND A GOOD MATCH WITH TIM!!!

Robin dressing up as Superman for Halloween to surprise Clark

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The Riddler: To free Batman from my trap, you must answer this riddle, little bird. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Dick, eight years old and freshly Robin: *thinking really hard*

The Riddler looking at Batman dangling upside down: ?

Batman: He just needs an extra minute.

The Riddler:

Batman: English isn’t his first langauge.

The Riddler, feeling a little bad: oh, that’s… take your time, buddy.

Jason, twelve years old: *lifting a hand*

The Riddler: -uh, yes?

Jason: Can you repeat that? The riddle?

The Riddler: um, yeah, sure. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

Jason: Yeah, you’re a map but when you’re talking about multiple species of fish, which you probably are, you can say fishes. If you’re using fish, you’re only talking about one species.

The Riddler:

Jason: I just think you should know that. You know as a “genius”

The Riddler: The more you take, the more you -

Tim: Footsteps, where’s Batman?

The Riddler: No, you have to let me-

Tim: Nuh-uh

The Riddler: The fuck do you mean “nuh-uh”? Who raised you?

Tim, on two hours sleep, with two essays due on this fine Thursday night: *fucking launches himself at The Riddler*

The Riddler: I wear a mask but not to hide,

Steph: It's you. You're the answer.

The Riddler: You have to let me finish.

Steph, mimicking him: YOu HaVE tO LEt mE FIniSH

The Riddler: I have-

Damian: *launches himself at the Riddler*

Tim doesn’t want anything to do with Babian (Baby Damian’s nickname). Babies are cute, sure, but he has a lot of work to get done and knowing Damian, he would purposefully poop and pee on him.

However, Damian has other plans. He starts staring at Tim while he’s working. “You want to see Timmy?” Bruce asks, because he will not give up the chance to see his boys get along. He sets him down next to Tim’s keyboard. Tim kinda ignores him for a while, but sees how Damian stares at Tim typing, almost intrigued. Until Damian takes a chubby hand and starts slapping the keyboard.

Bruce and Tim stop him and Tim is a little pissed off, but Bruce has an idea. He grabs a spare keyboard and puts it in front of Damian next to Tim’s. Bruce clicks the keys a little, and Damian starts “typing” away. And it entertains him for a while. He eventually gets bored and wants to type on Tim’s keyboard specifically. To which Bruce takes him away, but he still got a few good pics of Damian and Tim “working” together.

Also, he’s just a cuddle bug. He likes to sit in someone’s lap while he plays, occasionally showing them whatever toy he’s playing with. If Bruce is laying on the couch, he’ll pull himself up and whine until Bruce lets him sit on his chest, or even also take a nap.

Gonna need to see either brother Kon and Tim try to calm their little brothers down or perhaps even Lizzie getting a taste of her own medicine from a shrunken down Bat and Sups 🤭 (only if you want to though)

But Dick? Dick has already been banned from school premises three times and every time he has to pick up one of his brothers, has to park across the street, sat like:

It happens to Dick and he reverts back to eight year old Dick, full of energy and feelings too big for his body. And of course, he’s fast as fuck and has no sense of morality giving quarter to the strangers in eccentric costumes trying to pick him up. He breaks Tim’s nose, bites Jason and pummels Damian to the ground, he’s untapped rage and he’s yelling for Bruce or Alfred. Bruce appears and little Dick scales him like a fucking tree, perched on his shoulder like a parrot and for a second, Bruce who had no idea what has happening, is like, oh, I remember this. Dick isn’t even sorry to have caused injury and havoc. He shrugs it off, “you fucked around and found out”

Everybody thinks child Jason will be difficult as fuck but no, he’s sweet as sugar. He gets de aged to maybe five or six. He laughs easily and genuinely, with none of older Jason’s snark. He wants Dick to play with him or wants to go where he’s going, he holds Bruce’s hand wherever they go because safe, he feels safe. And he starts crying when somebody starts yelling, burying his face into Bruce’s leg or hiding behind Damian because when his other dad yelled… Jason is only cheered up by a prospect of getting a story read to him or getting a very large hot meal and Alfred is like, nobody fucking touch me, because he forgot - he actually forgot how small and undernourished Jason was. When he’s aged up again, Alfred insititues a bi-nightly family dinner and Jason has to attend or Alfred is showing up to Crime Alley with a glock.

With Tim, he gets de aged to maybe nine or ten and unlike most kids, he’s not asking where his parents are or what’s going on. He’s practically swinging off of Jason, babbling about all the cool Robin moves he saw or begging Dick to show him how to do flips. He’s weirdly attached to Damian who in turn in devoted to him, I’m talking Tim sat on his hip 24/7 and fed a stream of animal crackers from Damian’s pocket.

As for Damian, he gets de aged until he’s maybe a year or two old. He’s throwing tantrums left right and centre, red in the face from screaming and crying for his mom or his nanny but Alfred seems to know what to do, he has that kid in a wrapper tied to Bruce’s chest or back. Because lets face it, Talia probably wasn’t allowed to baby her baby while he was that little. Bruce calls her to tell her what has happened and for a day and a night, Bruce and Talia get to have that life they were denied with their baby boy. Damian is salty as fuck when he gets aged back up, mainly because “i’m not a child” but partly because, he missed what it was like to see his parents like that.

Don't kids say the wildest things?