☣kawaii killer☣

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

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Please God , take away Chappell Roan’s pain, double it and give it to mrbeast.

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it with the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

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13 years ago I tried to choke my alarm clock to death and then shook it until the battery fell out, which is the caveman solution to that problem

yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

AND 👆 costs twenty billion dollars per episode

and costs twenty billion dollars per episode

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

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