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Casually Explained: The Carbon Scale

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whoâs putting washing machines in their kitchen
British people, apparently
tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside
based on this post by @official-german-translationen
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks âWalk intoâ a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
More, please.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.
A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.
There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.
An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.
A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.
A typo walks into a bra
I made a text replacer as an example for a student and accidentally modernized a childrenâs classic into a dystopian nightmare...
I am Trump Trump I am
That Trump-the-old! That Trump-the-old! I do not like that Trump-the-old!
Do you like green cash and gold? I do not like them, Trump-the-old. I do not like green cash and gold.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green cash and gold. I do not like them, Trump-the-old.
Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green cash and gold. I do not like them, Trump-the-old.
Would you count them in a box? Would you count them with a fox?
Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not count them here or there. I would not count them anywhere. I would not count green cash and gold. I do not like them, Trump-the-old.
Would you? Could you? In a car? Love them! Love them! Here they are. I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green cash and gold. I do not like them, Trump-the-old.
A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?
Not in a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Trump! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not count them with a mouse. I will not count them in a house. I will not count them here or there. I will not count them anywhere. I do not like green cash and gold. I do not like them, Trump-the-old.
Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Trump, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not count them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like green cash and gold? I do not like them, Trump-the-old.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not count them in the rain. I will not count them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not count them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere! I do not like green cash and gold! I do not like them, Trump-the-old.
You do not like them. So you say. Take them! Take them! And you may. Take them and you may, I say.
Trump! If you will let me be, I will hold them. You will see.
Say! I like green cash and gold! I do! I like them, Trump-the-old! And I would count them in a boat. And I would count them with a goat...
And I will count them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will count them in a box. And I will count them with a fox. And I will count them in a house. And I will count them with a mouse. And I will count them here and there. Say! I will count them anywhere! I do so like green cash and gold! Thank you! Thank you, Trump-the-old!

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đ¨ The FCC plans to kill net neutrality on December 14 đ¨
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Our only chance is congressional pressure and legislative action. But we need grassroots support. Tell your representatives that you support âTitle 2â rules and ask for their help protecting a free and open internet.
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Squirrels are judging you right now
Roadside gastronomy
⌠you going to eat those pinecones?

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I feel like youâre ignoring my question about this leaf
This never used to happen in Vancouver...
#gpoy
you know whatâs always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the characterâs like âwhich one of you is the liarâ or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like âwhatâs two plus twoâ one of themâs gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie.Â
this has forty notes. thatâs forty more notes than expected.
THIS IS A VERY GOOD POINT and deserves more notes
LISTEN i donât normally engage in Discourse but this information is DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING!
the point of the riddle isnât to figure out which one is lying, in fact, knowing which one lies and which one tells the truth is irrelevant. What you want is the correct answer from the magical beast/two guards/etc. Usually this means knowing which path to take. For that, you HAVE to ask it âif i ask the other head/guard/etc which is the safe way to go, what will they tell me?â
if you asked the truth-telling one, theyâll tell you the wrong way, because the liar will always mislead you. if you ask the liar, theyâll tell you the wrong way, because theyâre misleading you, so
ALWAYS do the opposite of whatever answer you get.
âwho cares this is a stupid tumblr post this doesnât matter irlââ
WRONG AGAIN! story time:
A few years ago a friend threw a halloween party, and since he dressed as the Riddler, he decided to have a riddle contest.
now, iâve been preparing for a riddle contest my entire life, since i first read the hobbit and it got bilbo out of trouble. for some reason, i assumed riddle contests were as inevitable as quicksand.
I answered the first riddle easily (it was one of the ones from the hobbit) and then i had to answer the next one to win a bottle of top-shelf rum. it was a variation on the two-guard riddle, only i had to choose one of two paper bags. one had crappy cheap vodka, the other the nice rum.Â
the host and his friend did the classic one lies one tells the truth thing, and of course before i asked everyone started shouting âask him what color your hair is!â and stuff like that, but i already knew what to ask, so i shushed them and won the rum
remember, kids, it doesnât matter which one is lying and which one is telling the truth. all that matters is you get the correct knowledge to move you forward, win your rum, and make you seem like a superhuman riddle-solver to a crowd of drunken party guests.
always be ready for a riddle contest
Hereâs a thing that usually doesnât come up when people try to criticise this riddle as well. One of the conditions of the riddle is typically that you only get to ask one question. You arrive at the liar and the truth teller and you need to find out which bridge is safe and which one will collapse when youâre halfway across.
They tell you that one of them always lies and that one of them always tells the truth. And they tell you you can ask them one question.
If you ask âWhatâs two plus two?â than great. You know which one lies but you also still donât know which bridge you can cross and canât find out.
You played yourself.
i can get the answer in zero questions. block all the other exits, light them on fire, and see which way they run.
^ Look at Alexander the Great up here, cutting the knot and all.
okay that one is clever
A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.
âYou can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,â I told him.
His face lit up.
âBut you have to buy it yourself.â
Iâve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.
This is the most accurate description of adulthood Iâve ever heard.

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âThe secret is not to dream,â she whispered. âThe secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where Iâm going. You cannot fool me anymore. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine.â Iâll never be like this again, she thought, as she saw the terror in the Queenâs face. Iâll never again feel as tall as the sky and as old as the hills and as strong as the sea. Iâve been given something for a while, and the price of it is that I have to give it back. And the reward is giving it back, too. No human could live like this. You could spend a day looking at a flower to see how wonderful it is, and that wouldnât get the milking done. No wonder we dream our way through our lives. To be awake, and see it all as it really is⌠no one could stand that for long.
â the secret is to wake up | Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
Tumblr: *rolls out âbest stuff firstâ*
My blog:
on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadnât made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit iâve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who havenât made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything theyâve made. and that fucking sucks.
Reminder to go into your settings and turn off âBest Stuff Firstâ because my activityâs tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.
You WILL miss content with that setting on.
i ainât joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasnât sure why
I can only find the option on the app under Settings > Dashboard Preferences.
To support content creators do us a favour and turn off âBest stuff firstâ. Open the tumblr app (Android or iOs) and go to âSettings > Dashboard Preferences. And please reblog this post, so that everybody will see this. Thank you very much!
holy shit
Ruination is upon usâŚ