natsbian

Griffin: What if you sext a rump-... a rumping fiction... sext a rumping fiction? That's my favourite Belle & Sebastian song.

Travis & Justin: *laughs*

Justin: Do you mean like, um... do you mean like, saying like... I don't... I don't want - can we not?

Griffin: Hey...

Travis: I-I was... I had backed out of this.

Justin: I'm like done... I don't...

Griffin: I take... I get my f-... I prepare my fanny. Send. ... wait. Response. NOPE!

Justin: *laughs* My- I powder my fanny. Appropriation.

Travis: You know that fanny doesn't necessarily mean what you think it means across the universe, right?

Griffin: What is a fanny in other parts of the universe?

Travis: It's a v-... it's a vagina.

Griffin: Holy shit.

Justin: Holy shit.