Justin: When I was a kid, I would sometimes get into the deep end of a pool and I would have the thought, "What if there was a shark in here?" And then over the next few minutes of being in the deep end, that thought would, uh, gradually congeal to, "Fuck me, there is a shark in here." So if you're wondering if people are born with anxiety or if they develop it, I think you have your answer now.
Travis: So, Justin, the fact that you could see through the water didn't do anything...?
Justin: Don't matter. Don't matter, he's behind me. He's avoiding me.
Griffin: He's made of glass!
Justin: Glass shark, glass shark! Glass shark love fat kid. That's one thing about glass shark you goootta know.
Justin *in a bad accent*: Glass shark he love da fat kid. You stay out da water fat kid, glass shark come'a for you. He get you down in that bad deep water, that dark water where fat kid NO go. Glass shark come to dat dark water, he get you fat kid. You swim around, he's bitin' your trunks right off you tubby little bish. You swim all you want, flappa-flap around - Glass shark gon' come! Glass shark behind you fat kid, you gotta swiiiim. Swim faster! Pretend there's a corn dog at the end of the pool, get out dat dark water! That dark water, that glass shark comin' for you fat kid. He make you a snack! He make you a snack, he eat your brother. He don't care, he glaaass shark!
Griffin: *losing it in the background*
