King Koopa's Coney Island Disco Palace

Business at the front, party at the back

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

simm master really is that girl. he put his crush in a dog tent for a year. he killed bill gates. he hates abba but loves waterloo. he watches the teletubbies. he threw the doctor into the heart of a sun. he wears eyeliner. he wanted an orgy with all his past selves. he shoved a diamond down the president's throat. he dyed his own hair with bleach. he likes jelly babies. he's suicidal. he fucked a random business man in a public toilet and ate him after. he's misogynistic and transitioned into a woman. he's gay and homophobic. truly no one does it like him, peak character design

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi