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DONT LET THIS SLIDE

DONT LET THIS SLIDE

charge your phone twice as fast

CHARGE YOUR PHONE EIGHT TIMES AS FAST

Me, an intellectual: Astral Preserves

Watch: The new Hidden Figures trailer is even better than the last one

AND THEN WE CAN HAVE MOAR

what the fuck

idk that finale was a pretty big joke

bitch

Okay fine, but it’s long as fuck—Angela—one of the few people who know me like the back of her hand, seeing her and knowing that she’s around makes my day so much brighter. The girl brings nothing but sunshine, laughter, and comfort. She gives the BEST hugs. I literally have to hug her at least once throughout the day. She’s my height soulmate (she’s actually an inch shorter). Has dealt with my ass for 5 years and still stuck around. Actual sun. One of my favorites. Is actually beautiful but doesn’t believe me when I tell her that she is.Pearlea—again, one of my favorite people of all time. She gives the best long drive therapy sessions and she can be mean sometimes but it’s generally reciprocated so it’s not too bad. She made me cry once, and I wear her sweater all the time even though it’s huge on me. Has the prettiest and warmest brown eyes even though she tells me she hates them, they glow a shade of gold if the light hits them. Tells me that she loves me out of habit & makes me pay for her coffee and if I don’t she gives me the biggest puppy dog eyes. My coffee soulmate. Is gorgeous too but her head gets big if I compliment her so I try not to do it too often.Nathan—I call him all of the pet names that you could think of bc he’s really my baby boy. Honestly the sweetest and funniest person I know and his hands are so pretty. He sings randomly and he has the prettiest blue eyes and the cutest hair, even if it’s a little messy. He’s cute as fuck with glasses. He’s honestly just messy in general but I’ve learned to love him for it. He sings over the phone to me if he knows I’m upset. My hand always gravitate towards his? I love hugging him. He’s a little clumsy but it just adds to the overall cuteness. One of my favorite persons too.Lexie—also one of my favorites, we share the same hatred and disgust for things. She makes everything fun & amusing. I think everyone turns into her if they hang around her too much–she drags her syllables if she’s offended or annoyed. Thinks she’s a savage and she can be but she’s actually just really soft & her feelings get hurt easily. Always saves my seat & keeps it propped open when I come to class & probably thinks that I don’t think much about it but I actually appreciate it so much. Has the prettiest brown eyes. Rocks her curls & is just an overall beautiful & adorable human being and she probably knows it. Jessica—When I said we have an interesting history I meant that my longest relationship (1 ½ — 2 years, something like that) was with her. I’ll always have a soft spot for her just bc her name in Viet is Ca and that literally translates to Tomato in English. She always listens to me rant and usually takes my advice and for that I’m grateful. Is Asian and she doesn’t really have any lips. She has a bad habit of falling for girls that aren’t available. Has a weird laugh. Literal proof that you can be friends with an ex without causing problems.Linh—She actually scares me with how strong she is. Always smells nice and has an adorable glasses tan. One talented ass motherfucker. She plays more than 3 instruments so wtf? Smart as hell. She always lends me her jacket without question and is just an overall sweet and adorable human being. Too nice for her own good. I feel the need to protect her.Sheryl—We don’t talk as often anymore but I have a soft spot for her. Just a bean tryna make it in the big world & she’s doing a great job so far. Doe eyed with an adorable laugh. Was my inspiration to start writing again so I’ll always be grateful. Raluca—actually has no chill, I don’t think that word exists in her vocabulary bc she’s always screaming. Honestly just an overall brilliant & amazing person. Found me at a time where I didn’t really know where or what I was doing. She cares more about our group of friends than she cares about herself. Has the prettiest green eyes and sometimes they’re a deeper green. Plays the piano and sings and is usually sweet and nice but if you piss her off you won’t hear the end of it. One of my favorite persons.

Narrating People’s Lives: Head to Head! 💥 (Most definitely got a winner… XD)