List Lust

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

what are any of you ever fucking talking about

I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool