List Lust

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

amphetamines work by smuggling a small tiger inside your body and letting it just go fuckin nuts in there

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

kid at work threw a huge temper tantrum flailing on the floor then stood up and immediately sang crank that by soulja boy perfectly

spilling ennui everywhere