I don't like messes

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like.  next level

opened the reblog editor to say the mom is obviously Carmen Sandiego but then realized I have zero justification for that whatsoever I’m just going off of vibes

I mean I always shipped Waldo of Where’s Waldo with Carmen Sandiego, and if you combine the respective outfits of both and whatever deranged bullshit Waldo was on, I can see them producing twin Clown Princes of Crime and Corporations.

imagine just saying “i always shipped waldo of where’s waldo with carmen sandiego” with no explanation whatsoever

what explanation could they need? they found each other.

i hope this email kills us both instantly