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Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him
Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.
You would not believe how comforting this is.
I had some badly bleeding gums awhile back after a depressive episode and my dentist has access to my prescriptions and I was on an anti depressants and antipsychotic at the time
he asked if my mental health was a factor and when I admitted it was he said “I can understand that it gets hard to do things like brush your teeth at times like that. Just do the best you can and brush your teeth at least once a day whenever you have motivation but if you can’t don’t beat yourself up. I know you’re doing your best”
When I tell you I almost cried
I tell this to the kids I treat so often when they’re old enough to ask what getting a cavity means for them. I tell them, “If you get a cavity, the only thing that happens is that we fix it. I’m not gonna be upset, I’m not gonna think you did anything wrong, I’m just gonna help you fix it.”

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toby just did something so smart that I worry it'll sound like I'm making it up
we have one of those air purifier things. it's roughly the size and shape of a small end table and situated about halfway between the kitchen & living room to mitigate cooking smells/smoke/etc. the intake is through the top, and it pushes the purified air out through a vent on the side.
now, we've already seen toby make use of this in the past. he discovered that since it pulls in air from about eighteen inches higher than his nose can reach and expels it at his height, he can use it to get more smell data on current kitchen happenings. when I start cooking, he goes over to it and starts sniffing. but he's now advanced even further in his use of this particular tool.
lately, I've noticed that after drinking water, toby goes over to the vent and stands near it for 10-15 seconds or so before continuing on his merry way. I couldn't figure out why; usually, nothing that would produce interesting smells was happening. but when he did it today, I watched him more closely, and I saw he was gently swiveling his head from side to side. really weird, right? why would that help him sniff it better?
dear reader, this dog was using the air coming out of the vent as his personal beard dryer.
⬆️ one of the greatest scientific minds (and biggest haters of Wet) of our generation
i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?
/water
oh…. why thank you!!
"But surely you've at least wanted to try using AI-"

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We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.
Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky
Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*
You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.
*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.
Made a quick tutorial on how to get Wolfwood’s pointy white shirt!
Slaahv / Faur published a post on Ko-fi
I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

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baby lego hotdog
A collection, for a well loved garf