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MILD hurt/comfort? nuh uh. torture him. sepsis. swept downstream in a frozen river. 6 month convalescence. commit to it.

booboos on his body AND his soul AND his dignity

humble that man. he should have to be nursed back to health my his romantic interested and accidentally throw up and pass out on them when they try to clean his wounds

he has the sniffles? aww. now have him be thrown from his horse and dragged for half a mile.

(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)

S-such power! She’s already asleep?!

sorry for romanticizing the mundane but the fact that laughter is infectious is so incredible to me. like yeah it's just a reaction to stimuli but the way it feels to hear someone laugh and feel yourself compelled to share that joy is really something. and it's so simple and requires no skill but it's so special and important to me.

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

"you can like the character you just can't like the things he does" actually I personally approve of every horrible war crime my pookies have ever committed

I enjoy that while pathfinder does have "potion of instantly fix your gender" it also has an alchemical hrt equivalent that takes 6 months to permanently alter your body