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robot character: *uses their body to shield their human companion from danger because they’re a machine and so don’t consider their life or safety to have as much value as that of the person they love*

human character: *uses their vulnerable human body to shield their robot companion because even though they’re a machine that can’t be hurt or killed as easily they value their life equally to their own because they love them*

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

new name for lube