Cosmic Shiper

Because I’m not currently trying to find someone, and I look 14 even tho I’m 25 so no one tries to hit on me.

your last 12 used emojis will tell you how 2020 is going to be for you

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@just-random-obsessions this makes it look like your heart is going to shrivel and die in April lmao

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

Never not reblog

This just makes my marvel/ Harry Potter crossover more plausible. Because I have caps shield and Draco’s wand I came up with a crossover idea. And this is just gold.

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious rain

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious food.

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious things. Ok... lol

Wow. What the fuck was I doing up at midnight. I’m so dumb. This has been done before obviously, I don’t have original ideas. I think stupid ass shit is funny when I stay up late.

ok but i high ass key want a girlfriend please and thank you

supporting bi men also means supporting bi men who (heavily) prefer women. it means supporting bi men who end up marrying a woman and being happy with her, while also acknowledging that they are still bisexual men at heart. they arent acting their bisexuality out ‘the wrong way’, because there is no ‘right’ way. what they do with their love lives isn’t any of your business.

same goes for bi women who prefer men and who end up in a happy marriage with a man!!! 

Also goes with if a woman marries another woman, she’s still bisexual. Same as a bi man marrying another man, still bi.

To quote Jesus when asked about whether attractive women could be to blame for adultery: “If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out”.

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis