Naruto

Vampire Knight: Twilight with actual characterization

Yu Yu Hakusho: Dream Team kicks ass

Ouran High School Host Club: Damn these rich people

Inuyasha: Incel fucking ruins everything

Sailor Moon: MOON PRISM POWER MAKE-UP!

Skip-Beat: Revenge leads to fame

Romeo x Juliet: Shakespeare with dragon steeds

Alice in the Country of Hearts: Psychological trauma turned sexy

Kitchen Princess: Cutesy fluff meets TRAGEDY

Arisa: Preteen bitches be crazy

Fruits Basket: Keeping Up With Soumas

Madoka Magica: IT’S A FUCKING TRAP!!!

Fairy Cube: Fairies are fucking dangerous

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle: Memory feathers cause mayhem

XXXHolic: Everything has a price

Clannad: YOU WILL NEED THERAPY

Clannad After Story: YOU’LL STILL NEED THERAPY

Your Lie in April: Major feels, classical edition

Kaichou wa Maid-Sama!: Badass woman needs man

Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo: Genius girl is helpless

My Hero Academia: Superpowers can be inherited

Kiss Him, Not Me!: Yaoi fangirl collects harem

Angel Beats!: High school is purgatory

Yuri on Ice!!: Figure skating made sexy

Kamisama Kiss: Inuyasha meets Fruits Basket

Orange: Suicide prevention from future

A Silent Voice: Bully overcomes bullying others

Cowboy Bebop: No cowboys, no bebop

Attack on Titan: EVERYONE NEEDS FUCKING THERAPY

Fullmetal Alchemist: ELRIC BROTHERS NEED THERAPY

Angel Sanctuary: Incest causes multidimensional war

Fushigi Yuugi: Neverending Story in China

Library Wars: Censorship creates badass librarians

Rurouni Kenshin: Peaceful hippie constantly fighting

Ai Yori Aoishi: Cute romance, pointless harem

Special A: Ouran and Maid-Sama’s lovechild

Guilty Crown: Incest destroys world, again

Ah! My Goddess: Godly pact = free girlfriend

Ranma ½: Water has transformative qualities

Yuki Yuna is a Hero: Watered down Madoka Magica

Rosario + Vampire: “Monster” girls and pantyshots

Girls Bravo: Excessive fanservice equals “plot?”

Sekirei: Battle royale with fanservice

DragonBall Z: Superman raised by hillbillies

Noragami: Minor god is homeless

Please Teacher!: Alien becomes highschool teacher

Magic Knight Rayearth: Magical girls meet mecha

Ano Hana: Traumatized children make peace

My LOVE Story!!: True love IS real

Blue Spring Ride: Will they, won’t they

Full Moon wo Sagashite: Suicide leads to purgatory

Millennium Snow: Twilight with a REAL werewolf

Shinobi Life: Ninjas go Doctor Who

Chobits: Sex toys have feelings

Chibi Vampire: Reverse vampire’s family madness

Push ups

Naruto: I don’t have boobs. THESE are pectorals *silence* *punch*