It's Canon I Swear

Kakashi, after being told he can't give dogs the right to vote: This sucks. What does the Hokage even do?!

Sakura: Going to Plan B?

Minato: The Hokage was going to give us an ANBU guard for when Kushina goes into labor, but I told him that wasn't necessary.

Hashirama: Madara, show yourself!

Yamato: So, let's start by talking about some of the emotions you're feeling right now.

Rin: Are you sure that's a wise decision?

You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.

Hashirama: I love how we're always on the same page.

Kakashi, seeing Naruto approaching from behind Sasuke: Sasuke, I'm going to ask you not to do anything violent.

Naruto: I’m glad you decided to turn good and all. What are your plans now?

Obito: Okay, that Might Guy is incredibly weird.

I’m fine. Sakura-chan said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!

so! we’re gonna be adding incorrect quotes from other media more now recently, we’ve noticed that a lot of our content is original stuff. and while that’s all cool and good, it also leads us to burnouts! additionally, it limits us to only focusing on naruto and the content there. now, we love naruto, but sometimes you just really get into other series and you can’t help yourself.

Karin: oh wow your cologne smells amazing

HELLO! I am sadly burnt out of quote ideas— I mean I’ll post whenever I can think of one, but in this time of empty braincells don’t forget you can submit your own quotes!!! I’m a bit of an actual idiot so I might forget to check the inbox for,,,, days at a time but-! I will get to all eventually & queue them up!!

Deidara: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.