change will come

DNI: if you call saccoglossans or sea hares nudibranchs.

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

hot girl summer and out boy fall

you know what time it is.

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

hey what's up guys we are Pasta Sauce and we are so pumped to be playing the White Tank Top theatre tonight

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

i need the straight looking shirt from the birdcage

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

Hell yeah