your secret is safe with my indifference

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

if nobody got me I know listening to music and creating fake scenarios got me

*Looking at you with no emotion in my eyes* I am normal about failure and I don’t grieve every single thing that has deeply touched me even if it’s no longer in my life

if women do not have Sit In Car For Several Minutes After Getting Home they have nothing. NOTHING

[sluttily rests my wrist on the pommel of my sword] hi

"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

the beach boys were right. it would be nice

the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

we're not in a "toxic relationship," he's just my homoerotic narrative foil. some of you have never had an ambiguously romantic rivalry and it SHOWS