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petition for stars in the day time please???

girls already exist

why is my life …… like that

Me

if you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound

everytime i type anything i read it over and over again like a hundred times after posting or sending it just trying to imagine it like i'm a different person observing myself from an outside perspective. theres nothing wrong with me btw

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

another day has gone by and honestly it’s pissing me off. the sun comes up one more time and i lose it

guess what happened today. fucking guess

the purge except it’s 24 hours where retail workers can talk back to customers and managers

all my thoughts are in animal crossing villager language

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat