Randomness

Wisest words of this century

This is the realist shit ever spoke

This fucked me up

pro·tect |prəˈtekt|  verb [with obj.]  keep safe from harm or injury.

I didnt see that coming

I thought he was gonna pole dance on the subway but im content with this

I was on the bus thinking about Harry Potter tonight and I remembered the part where the Dementors all show up at the Quidditch game, and I remembered how they were all looking up at Harry, and I wondered why they would all be staring at him, and then I realized that it’s because he has two souls in him.

On this note, wouldn’t that also be a reason why Harry would have had a more negative reaction than his friends (even Ginny)? He was hearing his mother’s voice as she was protecting him, which in itself was his worst memory. but the Dementors were also forcing the piece of Voldemort to relive its worst memory as well… The memory of being ripped apart by the curse that backfired. No wonder Harry passed out so often.

I literally never thought about that.

Run you clever boy… and be a doctor

what the actual fuck if cats aren’t born on drugs then i don’t even know