Hellos to you stranger

it takes great bravery to spend my life on shit no one cares about but i do it. i do it

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i feel like im constantly taking damage

me? doing well? no but i am being very chill about it

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

im never serious but I always mean it

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option