Nappycat

claiming this 🧿

Legally*

🙏🏾

claiming this 🧿

Claiming it!!

Can't afford it, got an audit coming up....

Me and (all of) Shrek movies, LOTR, devil wears Prada, hocus pocus, Christmas with the Cranks, National Lampoon Christmas.

I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire

PLEASE teach your daughters that there is more to life than male attention.

Amen

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

I want it all!!! And yes, in Canadian currency .

Why do parents wanna start being “good parents” when they start aging? Like…. the guilt setting in now, huh? You not tryna die with that on ya mental, huh?

lmao!

they not tryna get put in a home but guess wat dad

Real talk

His smile is beautiful tho...

u know when ur getting dressed and ur just in ur tights and bra and its like wow…this is a lük..shall i just leave it like this..but u are forced into the drapes of societal norms

My thoughts exactly

Is this actually real

This shit my future job..

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

Kitty money

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

This is to damn funny to imagine

This is how random and weird I am

Laughed way too hard at this