Wow

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

How can I reblog this a million times?  The 1% are master manipulators.

The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.

This is love and care and I hope everyone has a friend like this

men are like, i have no hobbies or interests or passions outside of movies and video games to develop who i am as a person off of so ive developed all my personality traits based on fictional characters from movies like american psycho, fight club, rickan morty, and quintin tarantino.

i dont need to go clubbing anymore i just go to the local grocery store that plays 80s music and stand there

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

out blazing

… a trail for the other pioneers.  tomorrow we head west, in search of fame and fortune.  the oregon trail beckons us forth.  on ye oxen and ye settlers, let us claim our destiny